Jimmy Kimmel, Seth Meyers mock Ted Cruz for porn tweet fiasco

13 September, 2017, 19:27 | Author: Christian Benson
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Twitter users were stunned when late on Tuesday night the official account of conservative Republican Texas senator Ted Cruz had liked a post from the account Sexuall Posts that showed an obscene minute-long video.

Ted Cruz might have just "inadvertently" earned RealityKings.com's vote.

ABC's lone late-night personality got his licks in last night, when the "Jimmy Kimmel Live" host rode the man Trump dubbed "Lyin' Ted" over the Texas senator's recent online porn fiasco.

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Kimmel identified the pornography clip in question as "stepmom porn", which made sense for a guy like Cruz to be watching.

"The video is from genre known as step mom porn, which is-he's a family values guy", Kimmel joked.

He added: "If he only did something this perverted during the campaign, he'd be president right now". Someone on his staff was browsing porn on Twitter and accidentally liked it. No. 2.

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Jimmy Kimmel face one of the sharpest responses, telling his audience: "I honestly don't think it was Ted Cruz, I don't think Ted Cruz looks at porn". Ted himself was looking at the porn, his wife, Heidi, walked in and he accidentally hit the "like" button while he was trying to get his trousers zipped up.

"It was a staffing issue, and it was inadvertent. Ted Cruz masturbates to picture of poor people without health care". Ted Cruz (R-TX) liking a porn video by mistake.

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